The Bright Sequence League

Meet The Bright Sequence League.

andrewAndrew

I like climbing up into trees, and then almost falling out of them.

Hogwarts House: Ravenclaw
Celebrity Crush: Natalie Portman
1st Concert: Diamond Rio :/
Favorite Boyband: *NSYNC 4 lyfe
_______ would play me in a movie about my life: Jude Law
Never have I ever: met a kitten I didn’t like.

On the interwebz at: andrewrohlk.com

 

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Brucey

30 yr old idiot who enjoys lying about my age, live music, dark rum, craft beer, HEAT WAVES, my fiancé, my dog, and planet shows.

Hogwarts House: Hufflepuff
Celebrity Crush: Bill Murray
1st Concert: 93 Metallica’s Flaming Skull tour.
Favorite Boyband: SOUL DECISION
_______ would play me in a movie about my life: Nick Offerman
Never have I ever: enjoyed anything DMB. He’s just the worst.

Bruce wants to plug @diarrheaplanet on twitter/insta because he knows I think they have too many guitars. 

 

carrie

Carrie

I used to have a fancy/exciting NYC life, but now I live on a little island off the coast of NC and spend most of my time hanging out with my dog or just being on the beach. I kayaking, whiskey, sour beer, sunsets, sunrises, thunderstorms, bad puns, my garden, cheesy made-for-TV Christmas movies, pretending I’m not the world’s worst surfer, and useless trivia. I can fire a cannon and make rope out of grass. I have 3 degrees of separation from Kevin Bacon.

Hogwarts House: Ravenclaw
Celebrity Crush: IDK The Rock?
1st Concert: I think it was The Temptations, but my folks were big fans of free concerts so, really, who knows
Favorite Boyband: Back in the day, it was definitely *NSYNC, but the older I get, the more I dig Backstreet Boys.
_______ would play me in a movie about my life: According to BuzzFeed, Emma Stone. I’m not sure she’d be the best, but I’m fine with it.
Never have I ever: Not been first out in a game of Never Have I Ever

On the interwebz at: twitter @whatsyrgamenow | carriebrothers.com

 

catherine

Catherine

I’ve never seen or read any HP, so I have no idea how to answer the below question. Don’t judge me.

Hogwarts House: Gryffindor
Celebrity Crush: Matt Damon (when he’s in shape)
1st Concert: *NSYNC
Favorite Boyband: 98 Degrees
_______ would play me in a movie about my life: Gwyneth Paltrow
Never have I ever: been to Patagonia.

On the interwebz at: catherinegignac.com | instagram @catherinegignac | Etsy 



claireClaire

I live in Bethlehem, PA above the oldest bookstore in the US. Jess and I met through the student radio station at JMU and bonded over boys and boy bands. Besides music, I enjoy petting dogs, reading, and cooking/eating.

Hogwarts House: Ravenclaw
Celebrity Crush: Jeff Goldblum circa 1993
1st Concert: Flaming Lips
Favorite Boyband: ONE DIRECTION
_______ would play me in a movie about my life: Kristen Wiig
Never have I ever: Eaten a Big Mac

On the interwebz at: instagram @clairekita

 

emilieeeeeEmilie

I work in the film industry because I love movies so much. My favorite movie is Silver Linings Playbook, but my favorite movie of 2016 was Captain Fantastic. Go watch that shit, its perfect. Also, I’m a Gryffindor. I took the quiz in front of my old roommates, and those Hufflepuffs were jealous af 😉

Hogwarts House: Gryffindor
Celebrity Crush: Kate McKinnon
1st Concert: The Fab Four (Beatles tribute band)
Favorite Boyband: *NSYNC
_______ would play me in a movie about my life: Jennifer Lawrence. Who else??
Never have I ever: Drank coffee.


On the interwebz at: nuttersound.com

 

emzaEmza

HALLO! My go-to activities in life are noodling around DC taking photos of people I like, chowing on food from chefs I stalk, snuggling with my cute-as-can-be nephew, and planning my next travel adventure. I like to pretend to be crafty but secretly am a “try once and then never again” kinda craft gal – such was the case with candle making, scarf knitting, paper marbling, etc. I have a newfound love of castelvetrano olives, and eat way too many of them. PLZ SEND MORE ASAP.

Hogwarts House: Hufflepuff
Celebrity Crush: Miles Heizer
1st Concert: John Mayer
Favorite Boyband: *NSYNC
_______ would play me in a movie about my life: Alicia Vikander
Never have I ever: been skiing/snowboarding!

On the interwebz at: emzajoy.com 

 

hannahHannah

I’m Hannah Haley and I am as femme as they come. I sling makeup for a living (check out my insta!!) I like hot girls and string cheese and I drink too much.

Hogwarts House: Slytherin
Celebrity Crush: Ellen Paige
1st Concert: Ray Charles
Favorite Boyband: Hanson
_______ would play me in a movie about my life: Jessica Chastain
Never have I ever: Had bad taste.

On the interwebz at: instagram @Hannah.Haley.Mua

 

jessJess

I’m a cat mom, glitter enthusiast, #swiftie, inspiration hoarder, donut lover, polka dot wearer, and improviser. I feel more confident with freshly painted nails and I pronounce both T’s in the words button and kitten. 

Hogwarts House: Slytherin
Celebrity Crush: Matthew Gray Gubler, Adam Brody, Adam Pally, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Kate McKinnon (I’m not a player I just crush a lot 😉 )
1st Concert: *NSYNC No Strings Attached Tour
Favorite Boyband: ONE DIRECTION <3 <3 <3
_______ would play me in a movie about my life: Zoshia Mamet or Bring It On era Kirsten Dunst
Never have I ever: watched the movie Top Gun from start to finish.

On the interwebz at: twitter @itsjesslonett | instagram @itsjesslonettYouTube 

 

jillJill

My main passions in life are Beyonce and donuts. New transplant to Los Angeles so if anyone wants to come visit, just let me know!

Hogwarts House: Hufflepuff
Celebrity Crush: Emma Watson
1st Concert: Beyonce – Formation Tour & Mrs. Carter Tour
Favorite Boyband: *NSYNC
_______ would play me in a movie about my life: Evan Rachel Wood
Never have I ever: Been to Europe! Who wants to go?

 

jithuJithu

Indian Goddess with an affinity for oxford commas, jazz, and smashing glass ceilings.

Hogwarts House: Slytherin
Celebrity Crush: Chris Hemsworth
1st Concert: HFestival circa 2005
Favorite Boyband: *NSYNC
_______ would play me in a movie about my life: Chelsea Peretti
Never have I ever: enjoyed 90s RnB

On the interwebz at: twitttter: @j__rawr

 

lisaLisa

I’m a graphic designer, color lover, cat lady, vintage obsessed, INFJ desert dweller. I’m happiest when I’m traveling.

Hogwarts House: Hufflepuff
Celebrity Crush: Michael Cera
1st Concert: Dave Matthews Band in ’95
Favorite Boyband: First favorite was New Kids on the Block- I’m old 🙂
_______ would play me in a movie about my life: Kristen Wiig
Never have I ever: Seen a Star Wars movie

On the interwebz at: instagram @lalafauxbois | www.colortheoryshop.com

 

natalie

Natalie

I’m unabashed tech nerd, trampyre, and lifestyle slave.  I love all things dark and sinister, but also equally delight in unicorns, rainbows, and glitter.  When I’m not avoiding the world and programming, you can find me at concerts and festivals or eating obnoxiously hipster foods.  And yes I do like artisanal pickles.

Hogwarts House: Slytherin
Celebrity Crush: Alan Rickman
1st Concert: It was definitely a local punk show where i probably got knocked unconscious in a mosh pit.
Favorite Boyband: Radiohead
_______ would play me in a movie about my life: Bjork
Never have I ever: Bought a couch

 

peterPeter

Hi! I am a self-identified beach bum who loves long naps in the sand, cold drinks in my hand, and the sound of a ukulele not far in the distance. I’m a barefooter by heart and when I’m not working you can usually find me in one of the many swimming holes around ATX.

Hogwarts House: Gryffindor
Celebrity Crush: Kate McKinnon. Isn’t she everyone’s crush?
1st Concert: Dixie Chicks (opener: Indigo Girls)
Favorite Boyband: Relient K, there I said it.
_______ would play me in a movie about my life: Leonardo DiCaprio, specifically, Leo in The Great Gatsby.
Never have I ever: Never have I ever broken a bone! *suspiciously knocks on wood*

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Sam

I speak in movie quotes and sarcasm.

Hogwarts House: Ravenclaw
Celebrity Crush: Too many to name all, but a short list Leo (I never let go), Ryan Gosling, Prince Harry, Jake Gyllenhaal, Harry Styles, Charlie Hunnam
1st Concert: Britney Spears
Favorite Boyband: *NSYNC and 1D
_______ would play me in a movie about my life: Jennifer Gardner
Never have I ever: been to a fly over state

On the interwebz at: instagram @sjkenny

 

sarahSarah

Hi, I’m a DC-area yoga teacher!  A few of my favorite things include: hiking, snowboarding, hula-hooping, outdoor concerts, and mani-pedi’s.  I love traveling and being in nature as much as possible!

Hogwarts House: Ravenclaw
Celebrity Crush: Joe Manganiello
1st Concert: Alan Jackson (my mom loves country music ;D)
Favorite Boyband: Backstreet Boys for LIFE 🙂
_______ would play me in a movie about my life: Brie Larson
Never have I ever: broken a bone (*knock on wood*)

On the interwebz at: instagram @sarahmichelleyoga

 

shanShan

I’m a part of this fine group primarily due to my annual collaboration with Lonett on the “It Sucks to be Single” mixes, although we’ve connected musically in many ways beyond that. I’m a perpetually dissatisfied (working on that!) working professional living in Pittsburgh. I enjoy video games and craft beer and have been known to karaoke Mr. Roboto from time to time.  I promise to keep my prog rock contributions to a minimum.

Hogwarts House: Ravenclaw
Celebrity Crush: Jack Nicholson
1st Concert: I tell everyone Billy Joel, but I think Barenaked Ladies may have come first
Favorite Boyband: *NSYNC
_______ would play me in a movie about my life: Aubrey Plaza
Never have I ever: Met a dog I didn’t want to pet

 

tylerTyler

Video producer with dimples who is too tall for airplane bathrooms by day, crime fighting plastic surgeon and bear trainer by night.

Plus…. 🍑

Hogwarts House: Ravenclaw
Celebrity Crush: Jennifer Lawrence / Mila Kunis / Elizabeth Hurley 4eva
1st Concert: Jimmy Eat World
Favorite Boyband: 5ive
_______ would play me in a movie about my life: Zach Braff
Never have I ever: Dated Elizabeth Hurley

On the interwebz at: twitter @tylerconta